burying the lede

People, I don't care if it has over 1,000 calories or 54 grams of fat.

The only thing you really need to know about Jack-in-the-Box's "bacon" milkshake is this:

IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY BACON IN IT!!!!

Come on, regulatory leviathan. Do your damn job.

People, if you want a real bacon dessert, for now you'll have to go to Denny's: